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How I First Quit: A Five-Year Victory (And Why It Wasn't That Hard)
I never thought quitting smoking was rocket science. People hype it up as this insurmountable monster, but honestly? It's often just an excuse to keep puffing away. Back then, after five solid years smoke-free, I'd gained 30 pounds, and I'd dream of swirling clouds of smoke—but I never caved. Even when someone offered me a fancy cigarette, I'd flash a smug smile and politely decline. No matter the mood—exhausted, irritated, ecstatic, or teetering on the edge of jumping off a rooftop—a cigarette never crossed my mind.
That "minor" win earned me praise, envy, and even life upgrades: marriage, a house, a car, a suit. Sure, none directly tied to quitting, but who knows? As fortune-teller Ban Banxian once quipped, the world is a massive quantum field. Our personal quanta zip through each other like invisible contagions. Light up in a car, and your quantum vibes spread to every passenger, rippling worldwide.
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The Relapse: Meeting Fan Zong and Losing Control
Fast-forward to year five. My dad was ill, my son was due any day, and money was tight. Enter Fan Zong—a tycoon who chain-smoked three packs of Huazi daily, downed two bottles of Maotai, and bossed 200 employees across 2,027 counties in 23 provinces. He credited his success to smarts (fair enough). But his talks? Always boiled down to "three points: first, second, third." Problem was, his memory was shot. He'd repeat the trio, shuffling order like a forgetful leader clearing phlegm.
I'd condense his six points into one sharp takeaway, but he'd worry I missed it. Light a Huazi, sip strong tea, clear his throat: "Now, three more points." Rinse, repeat—endless wheel-spinning. To pocket his cash, I'd fight the yawns.
Then, mid-ramble, he'd pause, flick a Huazi my way: "Need a pick-me-up?"
What could I do? That's how I relapsed.
At first, it stayed contained. Away from his office, no Fan, no drivel—no cravings. But our meetings dragged on for years. Soon, spotting him in his boss chair—smug or furrowed—triggered an automatic itch. A box of Huazi for him, one for me. By "three points" done, both empty.
How could my addiction not deepen?
Home wasn't safe either. Cravings hit harder, frustration mounting. But control held: I swore off buying packs myself. The hassle—trekking downstairs, grabbing a lighter (I'd trashed them all)—killed the buzz. Like stripping down with a lover, gun loaded, only for her to send you for condoms. Mood ruined.
Desperate nights, I'd hit the tobacco shop: "You smoke?"
Boss, baffled: "Nah."
Next shop, same script. Some puffed away, others confessed sheepishly, bracing for a sermon.
I'd switch to charm: "Fellow traveler, let's cut the crap. I'm quitting, so to avoid relapse, sell me one cigarette—double price."
Relief washed over them: "That all? Here, on the house."
I'd savor it—nose to tip, inhaling that June-hay sweetness. Spark the lighter: click. Lungs fill with August hearth smoke and Qingming paper ash. Puffing rings, I'd drift to childhood: stars igniting, birds bedding down, mom's scallion pancakes crisping. Dad absent, but out there somewhere—hazed in smoke, slapping mahjong tiles or dice.
They'd gawk at my trance (or pity it), slam a full pack down: "Take it, freebie."
Greed flared, but I'd recoil like snake-bit: "No tempting fate! I'm out."
Circle-spitting out the door, corner turned—cig gone. Sniffing ghosts, I'd slink home.
The Breaking Point: One Angry Left Turn
One sweltering day, same routine. "Sell me one?"
"I don't smoke," he snaps.
Usually, pivot to the next. But heat-fogged or brain-fried, I pushed: "Look, I'm quitting. Buy a pack today, a carton tomorrow, a tobacco empire next week—taxes funding carriers. What's in it for you? Two bucks max. Pennies to a mogul like you. Show mercy, save a soul from regret's abyss. Build an eight-story pagoda of karma. I'd gift you the whole shop!"
Stone-faced: "I don't smoke. And cigs sell by the pack—no singles. Crack one for you, who buys the rest?"
This guy's never hawked smokes at a high school gate. Back then, broke kids bought singles: 5 mao for a soft Monkey King, 1 yuan for Jin Ka Yan'an, 2 for Furong Wang. Huazi? Dream on—a Jin Ka pack was 6 yuan; flashing one beat Liu Bang's triumphant ballad.
His indifference—zero pity for a sufferer—boiled me. Storm out left (note it), snag a Huazi pack next door. The luxury I never splurged on. Worse: Striding past, he's puffing, smirking like he soloed WWII.
Hate surged. I'd tank-ram his shop, pulverize 20,000 packs and his bald dome. Torch his Range Rover, raze his house, chair-tie him, off his goldfish/kitten/Peruvian parrot. Strip his pretty daughter bare for unspeakable acts (my Zhang classmate and Xu pal fantasized it; cowards, all). Nah, I'd just fog his age-spotted scalp with rings till he cowers. Then, Shaanxi-style curse: "Step in your door again? I ain't Liu!" Spit, swagger off.
I ain't Bai, but buddy Huang from Madiwan said: Men's piss misses the mark, women's lacks aim—guys price their word. Haven't darkened his door since. He lost a loyal buyer, clueless why. But I lost—relapsed! Three hundred cartons (3,000 packs) from his neighbor. Tally my damage?
Anger Strikes Again: The Impulse Car Buy
You choose rage, you forfeit reason. Latest fury? Bought a car on a whim.
Post-vacation, heading to Xiazhou. Juggling kid and phone pings. Spot: Guy driving back midday, empty seats, free ride—chat buddy or wheel swap?
Dialed. His vibe? No fun-guy. "Hurry to Gaoxin Metro. You drive? How long?"
Old hand here: "Solid skills. But... grab a book on Beida Street first? Meet at their Metro after?"
"Reroute? Can't wait."
Smart move: Zip it. Alternatives abound—walk, crawl, starve, weep back. Bus, train, fly to Yulin then detour. Latter? Golden. Yulin pal awaits: overnight stay, glam dress, perfect coif, feast, baijiu bottle, flushed confessions. Two blooming seasons missed her soft white hands, slim waist. Silence that day? Ticket booked, night sealed.
But brain lags mouth. Folks are rational-sentimental hybrids; reason wins 'em. Like last time, I'd persuade. Spoiler: Epic fail. Condensed dialogue:
"Reroute slight. I cab from Beida post-book to Hancheng toll. You exit highway—10 minutes tops?"
Pause. "Nah, too much. Catch another."
Hung up.
Flashback: Last October, car-owner me would've waited/rerouted for hitchers. Don't judge others by your code—focus on self, others hell. Still, fumed. Shaanxi curse under breath: "Won't ride you? Won't strand me!" Bought a car. Now.
Kid and I at garage gate, eyeing barriers rise/fall. Tot (2 years, 4 months) obsessed—curious on most things (cartoons, Tengger tunes, ants, buttons, slides, rock-tosses), but this? Wild-horse dash to fence, perch-watch vehicles flow. Tire? Plop down, mesmerized.
Genius trait: laser focus.
Met a Mongolian detective last year. Insisted on dinner (I dodge meals sans VIPs). Local grub: steak, bone broth, potato mash, millet rice. Mid-serve, file buzzes. Full table, he's deep-dive reading. Five minutes: I starve, eyeing meat. Fifteen: Bored, cue spirit-girl vids for hunger fix. Drops phone: "Whoa, dig in—hot!"
Petty jab: "Like this with bosses?"
"Sorry! Flaw: Files demand full reads, re-reads till crystal. Wife nags. Everyone gets it."
Sloppy guess: Why he's nat'l crimetech ace, not brass. Docs disagree—over-focus? Obsession. Plus 300 red flags: antisocial, no gossip, no boogie, no pointing, no eye-lock, bad blocks. Kid hits most: autism label. Rx: Hospital rehab, "normalize."
Nah. Class has 100s and 50s—50 a dud? Stutter, clumsy, slow, cranky, mutterer, loner = rejects? Mold 2-year-olds to 5-year snappiness? Uniform pep? Tyranny.
Told 'em scram.
Kid fixated on barriers, wife en route—I rang classmate.
"Sell me a car."
"Hold—tax cut soon, half off."
"No wait. Afternoon drive-out."
Meant off-roader/SUV for wild treks. Sales gal's zeal + rage haze? Sedan it was.
That night: Eight-hour haul to Yulin, scooped dream-girl, blasted to Mongolian plains. North bathed gold, winds jeweling grass, eagle dives—rabbit? Rodent? Blur. She claims eyes; details fade. "Hold me—apocalypse tight."
Back to Smoking: Vows, Variety, and the Real Hurdles
Relapse hit, 300 cartons deep—still "controlled." Oath: Sample every brand, then quit.
Quit once, five years strong—redo? Cake.
Why stall? Too many firms, endless new lines/packs. Flashy designs lure like vixen ads. Three relapse years: Old stocks untouched, new? Forget it. Plus, why bother? Tougher than dope? Lust. A smokier temptress trades love for quits? I'd try. But no such siren—save Liu Yifei. She is China's classical beauty archetype (wild hunch: Big Data proves her striptease quits the nation? Anti-smoke zealots drug-gun her to dance; tobacco giants vault her with nukes, SEALs). Her arm candy? I'd last 300 days. She bails? 300 to 3,000—net win.
No Liu, but quit looms serious.
New pal: Kid-theories to whip all—pals, wife, kids. Dream: World his way. Payoff? Wife bolts (no loss, real talk). Kids next. As his "regulator" peer, my code: Locked heart? Bust in. Cliff-bound? KO mid-stride, veg him out. Donkey-stubborn, but I pitch theories. My silver tongue? He plods on.
Tea-sipping, smoke-puffing debate: Packs empty. Throat scorches—words or weeds?
"Quit?"
"Yep."
Flippant? "Real quit needs stakes: 20K each to mutual pal, notarized. Six months—relapse? Loser yields 40K."
Snap-yes.
Dazed. Regulators self-flagellate—Hitler, Stalin style.
His whims childish, but do-or-die grit? Real.
Luck: Mutual two hours off—no notary.
Stairs: "Next time, with him. Joint quit."
Month later: Meet. I've scorched five packs, half-stash in cupboard, two on table, one lipped. Offer? Waves off: Quit.
Danger.
Probe: "How long?"
"Post-last meet: Gifted home stocks. Clean since."
Ruthless bastard!
Bluff: "No notary yet?"
Waves: Daughter pact.
Phew—no 20K sting!
Tested will. Hypocrites abound: Stage-saints, bed-billions, 3K pads, monogamy-preach multi-mistress, peace-vow warlords, child-love tyrants. Past 3K years: Their rise? Folk doom. Judge deeds, not lips.
Baited irritants, fogged his face. Ten minutes: Adam's apple bobs. Pass cig: Snags, click—half-pack torched.
Fished after: Zilch catch, but his half-box win.
Triumph? Zip. Just sorrow. If steely him folds, me? Doomed.
Then: Son.
Mom blames me for his quirks (she raised him). Obsession? My secondhand haze. Quantum-link? Nil. But self-reflect pro: Never home-smoke—hallway only, scent lingers. Kid-time: Far, downwind—shifts? His fresh lungs snag wisps. Hugs? I dodge, toxin-fouled—his puzzled hurt stings.
Pal quits for daughter—me for son? Three thousand Lius? Dust.
Fatherhood depth: Test time.
10 PM: Ignite last cig. "Lifetime finale" (no firing squad, 16 loaded rifles). Bed with win-faith.
Dawn two: Usual wake-nic? Held. Day: Fog. Unfocused, dozy—nap pulls like magnet (cured my insomnia). Six-seven siestas.
Day three: Crisp. Tongue un-numb/bitter, throat un-scratchy, appetite roars—mouth begs fill. Five-year vet: Dash to nut shop (cigs too). Net-scoured quit lore: Heavy addicts? No cold turkey—mental/physical derail. Gradual taper: Day less till zero.
Tempted: Huazi wrap. Inner voice yammers: *Lessons? Five-year quit, relapse root? Face!" Slap-fantasy snaps me. Saliva-swallow, snag mega-melons, 10-jin seeds—out.
Home: Jaw grinds nonstop. Three kilos seeds, half-melon bag, three tea pots, three meals, 10 PM midnight munch—kebab run. Still chews. Trek back: Tanked, sloshing gut symphony.
Last quit: 30-pound balloon. Repeat? 180-lb orb. Then? Hypertension, sugar crash, ticker tick. Quit cost: Self-ruin? Worth it?
Post-quit: Senses sharpen, buzz amps—easy sleep/wake. Curse? Nap marathons or drunk-daze. Day four AM epiphany: Nicotine fade—triggers linger: Shop whiff, street smoker, screen puff. Tactile phantom.
Solo-quit sans weight? Flee urban hives—deep woods. Perk: Crave? No stock. Leaves/roots only.
5 AM: Car out. Roam Xiazhou wilds till this house.
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